Ninja's Cold Joke Goes Wrong - But UHA Saves the Day! 🥷✨

Hey, ever wonder what happens when a ninja tries to tell a joke? Spoiler: it gets pretty chilly. I'm still working on my comedy moves… but my ninja skills? Well, let’s just say I can vanish faster than you can say “snack time.”

Today, I rocked my purple silk ninja look, ready to drop the coldest ninja joke ever—and, wow, it was so icy even I wanted to disappear. Why don’t ninjas get invited to parties? Yup, because we always disappear when it’s time to bring snacks. I know, I know, that joke’s as cold as my sense of stealth.

But you know what actually saves the day? UHA candy! Seriously, when my jokes flop, I just reach for these sweet little lifesavers and instantly feel like a ninja legend again. Nothing melts away cringe like the perfect flavor—and catching one mid-air? That’s a real sweet victory.

So let’s be real: not every punchline is a knockout, but at least my snack game is truly unbeatable. Dropped your worst cold joke in the comments super secretly, ninja-style, or just grab some UHA and join me in celebrating those little wins. #NinjaFail #ColdJokes #UHACandy