POV: You've been scrolling for 4 hours 💀 #shorts #brainrot

Ever catch yourself neck-deep in dopamine sludge, just absolutely cooked from doomscrolling your life away? Yeah, don’t deny it. I see you—hunched over in that chaotic pit you call a room, phone glued to your face, posture resembling a Cheeto someone sat on back in 2014.

So here's the lowdown: you blitz through four hours of content and your brain's like, "Bro, anything funny happening soon? Or am I just an NPC in this striped wallpaper simulation?" Wild, I know.

Also, let's talk about posture... Shrimp ain't even the right word. It's giving fossilized camel. Scroll energy is real but at this point you’re the final boss in the fried receptor Olympics. Still waiting for a punchline when the punchline is literally you.

But guess what? It’s just me—a ghost in a frog hat. I'm vibing, chilling, roasting you with a thumbs up, because what else am I here for but to troll you outta that scroll hole?

Will you finally break free or just accept your fate? Not gonna lie, you probably won’t. But hey, the grass is out there—go touch it. Or don’t, whatever. The rest of us Ghosts will be here waiting with popcorn.

Stay cooked, Gen Z. Stay cooked.