When the snack fights back 🐉

Hey, you there—yes, you! Still squirming? You really thought you could escape once you landed inside my belly? Silly, wiggly morsel...

I gotta say, you make a terrible chair. All that kicking just makes my scales ripple in the funniest ways. Honestly, it’s kind of cute watching you try; but come on, time to just chill and accept your delicious fate.

A little puff of smoke for dramatic effect—mmm, I can feel you settling right into my curves. All gone, just like that! It’s oddly satisfying really, having a snack that resists a little extra... Makes the victory taste even sweeter.

So next time you're feeling brave around a dragon, remember: struggles only add to my entertainment. Now excuse me, I’ll be lounging in style—with a perfectly flat belly and just a pinch more smugness.